Things I’ve learned on Tumblr about girls:

peetaah:

  • They like food

… I seriously can’t think of anything else.

But for some reason they don’t like it when we talk about it.

“Hey…So I heard you like food.” - “ARE YOU SAYING I’M FAT?!”

I just unfollowed people who kept posting pics of hot six-packed guys which make me feel like shit.

I’ve got nothing against them, really. I just don’t wanna feel down whenever I look at my dash.

Maybe someone can do a post dedicated to plus sized guys?

I see all these hot guys with six packs on my dash and sometimes it can get to you. You know, the ” I’m ugly” feeling that 77% of girls get.

I like it when a girl’s thighs touches when she walks. Oh wait that should be the fucking norm. Girls nowadays keep doing all sorts of things to shed those beautiful pounds. Such a turn-off.

Girls want to be treated like they’re the only girl in the world. Is it wrong if guys ask to be treated the same way as well?

You think you pissed her off, but you have no idea why. - One of the reasons why I hate being a guy.